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Sister and I are sitting at the table watching My Little Pony.
She is building a parrot out of legos and I am reblogging gummy bear Brittana gifs.
I gave her Hipster Hello Kitty merch as a (belated) Christmas gift.
We are both definitely almost 25.
My mom once put orange juice into her cereal.
I still like to eat Uncle Sam Cereal:
with orange juice, to this day.
I’ve done this since I was three years old.
It’s delicious, trust me.
I just poured cereal into my drinking cup.
Clearly, I am awake this morning.
it has begun
I eagerly await this new future, no shame.
“have you ever watched [insert film or tv show here]”
“no but i’ve seen gifs”
buy one get one free holiday drinks at starbucks god bless god bless
there is only one of me
but i will buy one and drink two goddamnit
hilarious and terrible story: So once I acquired a two-for-one coupon for Peet’s. I was super excited and bought two of their tea smoothie things, intending to bring them home and slowly drink them both.
Well, two drinks are hard to carry so I unwisely set one of the cups (which also didn’t have a lid) on my car dashboard. I got in the car, sat down, and closed the car door which caused the drink to invert and spill all over my radio and air conditioning buttons, and I spent the next 30 minutes cleaning it off as much as I could, while using about half a container of paper towels. I didn’t have a radio for a week while I waited for my replacement I’d bought from ebay to arrive.
And after all that I only ended up with one drink.
Moral of the story: be careful of 2-for-1 drink deals as they can go horribly awry. And don’t put drinks on your car dashboard then shut the door.